Dude, I don’t know…I get a little bit moody when you people try and tell me that processed peanut spread disproves evolution.
Tell me, Chuck–what’s the date on that jar? Is it 15,000,000,000 years old?
Also, “exposed to light and heat” my ass. Do you know the ionization temperature of peanut butter? I can absolutely assure you it’s not between 50 and 80 degrees Fahrenheit.
Finally, would you really like me to believe that the subsequent energy and radiation released in the elementary reactions of the big bang and the next 500,000,000 years following equate to 3 to 6 months on the shelf in a jar of Skippy?
This is why we won’t argue with you.